Stunt pilot?,"My friend Andrew met a girl in the pub last night and they ended up going home together. Tonight the girl walks into a supermarket and on her way round she sees Andrew...He was stacking washing powder boxes onto the shelves. ""Andrew you lying bastard"" she yells ""last night you told me you were a stunt pilot!"" ""No"" he says ""I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team.""

Stunt pilot? My friend Andrew met a girl in the pub last night, and they ended up going home together. Tonight the girl walks into a supermarket and on her way round she sees Andrew...He was stacking washing powder boxes onto the shelves. "Andrew you lying bastard" she yells "last night you told me you were a stunt pilot!" "No" he says "I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team."

I paid $22 to connect to the internet from an airplane flying over the pacific so you guys better provide some worthwhile content

Mankind is capable of unimaginable feats of engineering and yet the windows on the airplane never line up with the seats.