I'm pretty sure that if Walt Disney watched Disney Channel today, he would cry.

How to make a Disney Pixar film: 1. Take something that doesn't talk 2. Make it talk

Disney couldn't handle my awesome script. Kylo Ren was Rey's father. Finn was her brother. Chewbacca was her cousin twice removed.

[hospital] "Did my dad make it, doctor?" Billy, your dad's in a better place now. [crying] "HE'S DEAD?" Haha no, he went to Disney World.