Aol Jokes

I met a girl last night with an AOL email address. She also had no idea women could vote and that we have a black president.

Tried to pick a booger off my phone screen. Ended up calling my mom, signing up for AOL and getting an online degree in refrigerator repair

Passwords: Outlook- work1234 Aol- kidsnames home alarm- anniversary Twitter- supercalifragilist{middlename}espialido{graduationyear}cious

The service on my iPhone is so bad I'm thinking of calling it my AOL phone.

Remember when AOL was the shit? Then it sucked. Myspace was the shit. Then sucked. Facebook was the shit. Then sucked. Twitter is the shit!

I just went into an AOL chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks.

Remember back in the olden days when we used wood-burning stoves and AOL?

AOL was hacked yesterday so watch out for spam email that looks like it came from 1995.

AOL has been hacked. Users have also been asked to check their Atari settings for possible compromise.

I never understood why it was popular in AOL chatrooms back in the day to ask if others had neurodegenerative diseases.... Squishyquake81: ""Hi, ASL""

Please help little Billy Evans. My name is Billy Evans. I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is so sad is because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I try to breathe. The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of us having no money or insurance. I would like to have a body transplant, but we need …

Dos Equis In order to reach a wider base, the Dos Equis ""Most Interesting Man in the World,"" was rebranded as the ""Loneliest Man at the Bar,"" to better fit the beer's demographic. Here is his first commercial. He signs up for spam mail on his phone and when he receives them he pretends they're funny text messages. His emergency contact is listed as the SmarterChild robot from AOL instant messaging. He always asks for two pairs of chopsticks when he gets take-out, even though the deliveryman …

AOL had the largest growing Stock in 2012 I write jokes and put them on my phone number. 1-855-333-4469. Here's a video that supports the jokes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YaFbKvEw9c

Microsoft Corporation has just announced a new PC keyboard designed specifically for Windows. In addition to the keys found on the standard keyboard, Microsoft's new design adds several new keys which will make your Windows computing even more fun! The final specs are not yet set, so please feel free to make suggestions. The keys proposed so far are: GPF key - This key will instantly generate a General Protection Fault when pressed. Microsoft representative’s state that the purpose of the GPF ke…

1. You'd live in a place where no two people had the same name. 2. You'd only pay $21.95 a month to live there, but half the time you tried to leave your house, the door would be stuck. 3. Once you got outside, even if you were in a hurry, you'd be assaulted by slimy little door-to-door sales creeps offering you great AOL 14.4 modems for only $399.99. 4. The commute to work is just a double-click away, but every time you try to leave your driveway, the flow of traffic knocks you back into your y…