Aladdin Jokes

30% of Republican primary voters nationally say they support bombing Agrabah. Agrabah is the country from Aladdin. #NotTheOnion

Before Google, people had to go out in the alley and yell "WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE MONKEY FROM ALADDIN?" until they got some answers.

If I learned anything from Aladdin it was that if u just keep lying to a girl eventually u will get to marry her and live at her dad's house

I know Aladdin can't wish for more wishes, but why can't he just wish for more genies?--My 5 year old and future lawyer, probably.

[on the phone with wife] Honey, who do you like better, Hulk Hogan or Jafar from Aladdin? "Tell me why." [winks at tattoo artist] No reason.

I watch Aladdin and root for Jafar.

Disney's Aladdin taught me that as long as you have a foundation of lies, actual magic, and one of you is rich, a relationship can work.

50 of the least offensive jokes I know. 1. When does a car stop being a car? When it's driving down the road and turns into a driveway. 2. What do you get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow? Brownchickenbrowncow. *Edited to lower offense levels* 3. Why do Programmers wear costumes on Christmas? Because DEC 25 is OCT 31. *Edited to lower offense levels* 4. How do you throw a party in space? You planet. 5. Where does the king keep his armies? In his sleevies. 6. How many mosquitoes doe…

A man finds a lamp.. A man is walking down a street late one night and finds a lamp. He immediately rejoices and goes and rubs the lamp. The lamp immediately explodes and he dies. Not all things belong to Aladdin, some things might belong to Bin Laden as well!

Old but gold One day, John visited Rick to borrow some movie to watch. John: ""can i borrow some of your movies?"" Rick: ""Sure thing, just follow me"" John followed rick to a room full of movies from a to z Rick: ""so what are you looking for?"" John: ""oh just some family friendly movies like Disney or Pixar would be nice"" Rick: ""alright then, let me get those movies for you"" Rick picked a handful of movies and started handing them to john one by one Rick: ""so here is Aladdin, cars, findin…

How did Aladdin die? Carpet bombing.

I run an amateur dramatic society. Someone approached me recently wanting to do an all dwarf version of the pantomime ""Aladdin"". The concept is a little wishy-washy.

Whats the difference between Aladdin lamp and women make up - nothing if you rub both you will find a freak

Why is it ""romantic"" when Aladdin sings A Whole New World while flying on a carpet but ""pathetic"" when I sing it while laying on a bath mat?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ? Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics? He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan? Saladdin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with you! Knock Knock Who's there? Alba! Alba! Alba in the kitchen if you need me! Knock Knock Who's there? Alexia! Alexia who? Alexia again to open this door! Knock Knock Who's there? Alfalfa! Alfalfa who? Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss! 1688. Knock Knock Who's there? Alfie! Alfie who? Alfie terrible if you leave!