Alfie Jokes

Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. ' Sis' he said 'I wish you'd sing Christmas carols.' 'That's nice of you Alfie' she replied. 'Why ?' 'Then I'd only have to hear you once a year !'

Knock Knock Who's there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with you! Knock Knock Who's there? Alba! Alba! Alba in the kitchen if you need me! Knock Knock Who's there? Alexia! Alexia who? Alexia again to open this door! Knock Knock Who's there? Alfalfa! Alfalfa who? Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss! 1688. Knock Knock Who's there? Alfie! Alfie who? Alfie terrible if you leave!