Al Sharpton Jokes

In South Los Angeles, a fourplex was destroyed by fire... A Nigerian family of six con artists lived on the first floor, and all six died in the fire. A black Islamic group of seven welfare cheaters, all illegally in the country from Kenya, lived on the second floor, and they, too, all perished in the fire. Six Los Angeles gangbanger ex-cons lived on the third floor and they died as well. One white couple lived on the top floor. The couple survived the fire. Jesse Jackson, John Burris, and Al Sh…

Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson Surmon When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby Black church, I decided to go there and check them out in person. As soon as I sat down, Sharpton came up to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church. He laid his hands on my head and said: ""By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."" I told him I was not paralyzed. Then Jesse Jackson came by and said…

Zebra in heaven The Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, ""I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?"" St. Peter said, ""That's a question only God can answer."" So the zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra asked, ""God, please - I must know am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?"" God simply replied ""You are what you are."…

So Al Sharpton Came To A Church.... When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Miami Church, I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about. I sat down and Sharpton came up to me - I don’t know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church. He laid his hands on my hand and said: “By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today." I told him I was not paralyzed. He came back and laid his hands on me again, a…

Al Sharpton at Sears Al Sharpton was in Sears. He was there to protest the fact that most all of the washing machines were white. So the clerk called the store manager, who asked, 'What's the problem here, Reverend? Sharpton pointed at the machines and loudly bemoaned the fact that most of them were white. The manager replied, 'Well, Reverend, it's true that most of the washing machines are white, but if you'll open the lids, you'll see that all the agitators are black.'

Al Sharpton goes to Best Buy Al Sharpton heads into best buy and is browsing the appliance section. He calls over a young white male employee. Al: Hey young man, I'd like to register a complaint. Best Buy Guy: What seems to be the issue sir? Al: Well you see son, all of these washers are white! This is outrageous! Best Buy Guy: (opens the lid and points inside the machine) Well if you look inside sir, you'll see that all the agitators are black.

When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby black Houston Church, I decided to check them out in person and see what it was all about. I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don’t know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church. He laid his hands on my hand and said: “By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today. ” I told him I was not paralyzed. Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: “…

When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby

Al Sharpton goes to Best Buy Al Sharpton heads into best buy and is browsing the appliance section. He calls over a young white male employee.

So Al Sharpton Came To A Church.... When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Miami Church