Zebra in heaven The Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, ""I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?"" St. Peter said, ""That's a question only God can answer."" So the zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra asked, ""God, please - I must know am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?"" God simply replied ""You are what you are."…