So Al Sharpton Came To A Church.... When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Miami Church, I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about. I sat down and Sharpton came up to me - I don’t know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church. He laid his hands on my hand and said: “By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today." I told him I was not paralyzed. He came back and laid his hands on me again, a…

Abe and Eva just aren't cutting it in bed... Ok. My last joke bombed. BOMBED. . Ok. So Abe and Eva? They're not quite getting the ol' magical finale in bed as they used to. After so many years of marriage, Eva isn't cresting the mountaintop. This concerns the pair of them, so they decide to visit their Rabbi for advice. . ""Rabbi?"" Abe asks. ""I just can't seem to bring Eva to climax anymore. And I know (as the Talmud says) that it is my responsibility to please my wife, so what can I do? I've …

Morality Test Are you as moral as you think you are? This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Only you will know the results, so remember that your answer needs to be honest. THE SITUATION: You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flood…

Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson Surmon When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby Black church, I decided to go there and check them out in person. As soon as I sat down, Sharpton came up to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church. He laid his hands on my head and said: ""By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."" I told him I was not paralyzed. Then Jesse Jackson came by and said…