VAN GOGH: Go on, open it. You'll like it. Much better than last year. GIRL: It isn't another ear is it, Vince? VAN GOGH: what

A small neighborhood was flooded... ...so much to the point that the rooftops were the only dry place. Vince and Frank were seated on one roof, waiting for rescue, when suddenly, out of one of the houses, they observe a floating hat. It drifts over to a shed nearby and then drifts back to the front of the house. Bubbles started bursting near the hat, and then it then moved in a circular pattern where the circles got smaller and smaller (like a spiral) until it hit the center of what would be the…

What do you call a German who cringes a lot? Vince

A guy walked into a bar and saw Van Gogh sitting on a stool. "Hi, Vince," he said. "Can I get you a drink?" "No, you're okay," said Van Gogh. "I've got one 'ere." What I don't get is that women will accept a drink from you in a bar. But when I stand on my front doorstep with a can of Kestrel, see a female and ask, 'D'you want a swig?' they run away. Sean Lock