[karate sign up table] "Ok guys with a ponytail or that are named Vince please form a second line you are the advanced class"

A small neighborhood was flooded... ...so much to the point that the rooftops were the only dry place. Vince and Frank were seated on one roof, waiting for rescue, when suddenly, out of one of the houses, they observe a floating hat. It drifts over to a shed nearby and then drifts back to the front of the house. Bubbles started bursting near the hat, and then it then moved in a circular pattern where the circles got smaller and smaller (like a spiral) until it hit the center of what would be the…

What do you call a German who cringes a lot? Vince

Furniture Delivery Hank is a furniture delivery man. Every day, he in employed by his company to carry sofas, tables, desk, chairs - you name it - all around town. Well, one day the ""Check Engine"" light in Hank's van turns on. Hank finds a nice little mechanic's garage nearby, and pulls in. The owner and mechanic, Federico, is a jovial man with a strong, thick Italian accent. He takes a look at Hank's van. ""Well-a you see-a, your oil-a is very low. I could-a do a change real quick-a, though."…