Hanks Jokes

A man walks into an autobody shop and asks for a rim job. The mechanic gapes at the man for a few seconds and then asks, ""What did you say?"" ""A rim job!"" says the man. ""My buddy knows all about cars and he took one look at my wheels and said I desperately needed a rim job."" Realizing that the man was being made sport of, the mechanic felt that it was his solemn duty to keep the game going. ""I'm sorry, sir, but we're strictly front-end work only here,"" said the mechanic. ""For a rim job y…

Furniture Delivery Hank is a furniture delivery man. Every day, he in employed by his company to carry sofas, tables, desk, chairs - you name it - all around town. Well, one day the ""Check Engine"" light in Hank's van turns on. Hank finds a nice little mechanic's garage nearby, and pulls in. The owner and mechanic, Federico, is a jovial man with a strong, thick Italian accent. He takes a look at Hank's van. ""Well-a you see-a, your oil-a is very low. I could-a do a change real quick-a, though."…

A man walks into an autobody shop and asks for a rim job A man walks into an autobody shop and asks for a rim job. The mechanic gapes at the man for a few seconds and then asks, "What did you say?" "A rim job!" says the man. "My buddy knows all about cars and he took one look at my wheels and said I desperately needed a rim job." Realizing that the man was being made sport of, the mechanic felt that it was his solemn duty to keep the game going. "I'm sorry, sir, but we're strictly front-end…