The most contrived joke that I know A bloke called Roy was walking through the jungle when a tiger pounced on him and stole his brand new shoes. Distraught, Roy contacts the only person he can think of that can sort out this issue - famous big band conductor Glen Miller. Glen is hot on the case and finally bags a tiger that fits the description, but he's still unsure. So he approaches Roy, who is busy talking to a bunch of people. He tries to get Roy's attention but he can't so he is forced to p…

...Track 29, boy can you give me a shine... Some guy named 'Roy' was in a changing room and had just taken off a pair of newly purchased loafers to try on a pair of pants in a store. Suddenly, a seeing-eye-dog burst into the changing room Roy was undressing in, gobbled down Roy's loafers and ran out. Since Roy was pantless and astonished, he couldn't go chasing after the dog. He didn't really feel like shopping anymore, so he put his jeans back on and walked out in his sock feet. He informed mal…

*knocks on door* You're too fat. "Wha--" You're way too dumb. "Wait--who.." Hi, I'm Roy. I sell insecurity systems. You're too poor for one.

Jim: What shall we name our new playground invention? Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.