Israel has an Olympic skier in Vancouver which makes me wonder if he thinks it's a shalom competition.

*Cookie Monster finishes cookie, looks into camera* ME WANT TO TALK ABOUT ISRAEL

Kuwait a minute. Yemen to tell me if Iraq up this war debt Iran the economy into Syria's trouble? Oman, can someone tell me if this Israel?

Israel is like STOP TOUCHING ME and Palestine is like YOU'RE TOUCHING ME and Hillary is like I WILL PULL THIS CAR OVER.