Israel has an Olympic skier in Vancouver which makes me wonder if he thinks it's a shalom competition.

Israel is like STOP TOUCHING ME and Palestine is like YOU'RE TOUCHING ME and Hillary is like I WILL PULL THIS CAR OVER.

I'm shocked that not one dairy farmer in Israel has thought to call his company "Cheeses of Nazareth"!

Half of Americans must be thinking Gaza Strip is the name of some Strip Club which Israel wants