I heard Israel is planning another false flag attack... The Mossad is going to nuke Gaza and blame it on the IDF.

Israel has an Olympic skier in Vancouver which makes me wonder if he thinks it's a shalom competition.

*Cookie Monster finishes cookie, looks into camera* ME WANT TO TALK ABOUT ISRAEL

Israel is like STOP TOUCHING ME and Palestine is like YOU'RE TOUCHING ME and Hillary is like I WILL PULL THIS CAR OVER.