Israel has an Olympic skier in Vancouver which makes me wonder if he thinks it's a shalom competition.#Israel#Vancouver#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*Cookie Monster finishes cookie, looks into camera* ME WANT TO TALK ABOUT ISRAEL#Israel#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Israel is like STOP TOUCHING ME and Palestine is like YOU'RE TOUCHING ME and Hillary is like I WILL PULL THIS CAR OVER.#Hillary#Israel#Palestine#Driving+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Canadians would be chagrined to know how many Americans think a "Vancouver" is a big tarp for your VW microbus.#Vancouver#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm shocked that not one dairy farmer in Israel has thought to call his company "Cheeses of Nazareth"!#Israel#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp