"Hey Fred" Yeah Barney? "The Bee Gees have no hot chicks in the band" Yeah but ABBA do!

Fred: let's settle this once and for all! *fred rips my face away revealing bloody skull* Velma: he wasn't wearing a mask! Fred: I know.

The Flintstones becomes an entirely different show when you consider Fred & Barney probably weren't wearing underwear.

Friend: "I'm breaking up with my boyfriend. He acts like a savage." Me: "Fred or Ben?"