The Genie and the Demon Three men are out walking in the woods one day, when they stumble upon an old bronze lamp. Naturally, having spent much of their lives reading internet jokes, their first inclination is to rub the lamp and excitedly greet the genie that emerges. ""You have freed me from my near-eternal captivity!"" the genie booms. ""As my rescuers, you are entitled to one wish each."" The first man excitedly blurts out, ""I wish for a billion--"" ""Now hold on just a minute!"" the genie …

Once, long ago, there were two nation... The nation called Archimedal was in the west, with rich resources and beautiful forests and rivers and mountains. The nation of Newtonia, in the east, was much more industrialized. They had factories and cities, and all their forests had been razed for lumber. They were at war with each. Archimedal wished to learn the industrial techniques of Newtonia, and Newtonia longed to acquire the vast resources of Archimedal. Unfortunately, between the two nations …

Why Businessmen earn more than engineers ! Our mechanic's professor's reasoning of ""Why businessmen earn more than engineers ! "" If we equate the two variables namely into the two field's general statements, - Time is money - Knowledge is power We know, - Power = Work / Time Substitute the variables into the equation and we get, - Knowledge = Work / money Rearranging we get, - money = Work / Knowledge Proving that as Knowledge reaches 0 money reaches infinity. And so the smarter you are (engin…

10. ""Clocks are five hours fast"" 9. ""Everybody's speaking some crazy foreign language"" 8. ""Harry Potter won't return phone calls"" 7. ""So touchy about minor things...like going to war under false pretenses"" 6. ""They don't know where Saddam is either"" 5. ""Queen Elizabeth not half as funny as 'King of Queens'"" 4. ""Disappointed to learn 'Big Ben' is just a giant clock"" 3. ""Pack a gum costs 2 pounds -- who carries two pounds of money?!"" 2. ""I've been here for 36 hours and Prince Char…