A blonde is driving her car down a desert road in Nevada to meet up with her family. The heat starts to get to her and so she turns on the AC, and changes the channel on the radio so that she maybe distracted from a long winded journey. As she looks back up onto the windshield a cat lays in the middle of the road and she swerves to avoid it. The car flips and is wrecked. The doors fall of the hinges, the hood exposes the engine, and the tires have all blown out. However, the blonde is unharmed. …

*shaves 'I Dogs' into my chest hair for the Westminster Dog Show but just as I take my shirt off a car full of cats rolls up*

Texting while driving: Bad. Wrestling a shark while driving: STILL LEGAL! WOOHOOO!!!

Saw a hawk swoop down over the highway and fly off with a snake in his mouth and I can't even switch lanes while eating a Twizzler.