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A blonde is driving her car down a desert road in Nevada to meet up with her family. The heat starts to get to her and so she turns on the AC, and changes the channel on the radio so that she maybe distracted from a long winded journey. As she looks back up onto the windshield a cat lays in the middle of the road and she swerves to avoid it. The car flips and is wrecked. The doors fall of the hinges, the hood exposes the engine, and the tires have all blown out. However, the blonde is unharmed. Knowing that she cannot use the car anymore, she picks up one of the fallen doors, and carries it with her as she continues to her destination, walking. The days and nights pass as if they were weeks and months, the weight of the car door upon her shoulders as heavy as mountains, when she finally reaches the town her family is waiting for her in. As she stumbles to the floor, all muddy and worn out, her brother picks her up, and asks her : ""What the hell happened""? She replies: "" Well I was driving down the road and had accidentally flipped the car over, but I was fine so I walked the rest of the way"". Her brother asks:""Well, why did you carry the car door with you all this way?"" She replies: "" It was awfully warm out here and so if it did get too warm for me, I could just roll down the window"". Sorry guys. Its actually a joke in arabic that I tried to translate and turn into a blonde joke (somehow). Hope you had a chuckle .

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