The Dead Rabbit A while back I was driving across the countryside on my home. I saw a sudden flash of brown from the side of the road and felt something hit the car. I pulled over and saw I had hit rabbit. It's little whiskers were twitching, and I could tell he wasn't going to make it. I was trying to think how to put it out of it's misery when another car pulled behind me and a blonde walked out. I explained what happened and she started sobbing. I felt awful, but suddenly she looked up and said, ""Wait! I have just the thing!"" She runs back to her car and pulls out a bag. She takes out his plastic container of something, and immediately begins pouring it all over the rabbit. ""Lady, what do you think you're trying to do?"" I asked. Suddenly, the rabbit's right leg twitches, it's eyes open up wide, it gets back on all fours and runs perfectly fine back into the woods. I turn and ask the blonde, ""What the hell did you use?!"" She stands up and with a big grin says, ""I used Pantene Pro-V! It restores dead hare!""