[Noah from the Bible is doing laundry and his washer just starts spewing water] DEBORAH GET THE BOAT

Hurricane Katrina An old gentleman from New Orleans gets to heaven and is greeted by St. Peter. St. Peter says to him ""You have to pick one story that describes your life and that is the only story you may tell for all of eternity."" The man thinks about it and decides he is going to tell the story of Hurricane Katrina. He looks at St. Peter and says ""I wish to tell the story of Hurricane Katrina and the great flood that nearly destroyed my town."" St. Peter looked at him and ""my son, that is…

Who are the greatest financiers in the bible? Noah, all his stock was afloat when the rest of the world was in liquidation, and Pharaohs' daughter, who went to the bank and found a little prophet.

A teenager got his driver's license... ...and asked his father, who was a minister, if he could use his car. The father said, "If you bring your grades up, study the Bible, and get a haircut, then you can use the car." One month later, the teenager asked his father about using the car again. The father said, "Son, I'm proud of you. You have brought your grades up and studied the Bible every day. But you still haven't gotten a haircut!" His son said, "Dad, in my studying of the Bible, I fou…