Deborah Jokes

[Noah from the Bible is doing laundry and his washer just starts spewing water] DEBORAH GET THE BOAT

If I were to remove my intestines and lay them out, they'd reach all the way to my ex-wife's house. SEE, DEBORAH? I'M A MESS WITHOUT YOU!

One day in class, the teacher brought a bag full of fruit and said.. One day in class, the teacher brought a bag full of fruit and said, ""Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit and you tell me which fruit I'm talking about. Alright, the first one is round, plump, and red. Little Johnny raised his hand high but the teacher ignored him and picked Deborah who promptly answered, ""Apple."" The teacher replied, ""No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking. No…

A teacher walks into a class with a bag full of fruit The teacher then says, ""Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit and you tell me which fruit I'm talking about. Alright, the first one is round, plump, and red."" Little Johnny raised his hand high but the teacher ignored him and picked Deborah who promptly answered, ""Apple."" The teacher replied, ""No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking. Now the second one is soft, fuzzy and colored red and brown.…

My Personal Favorite Little Johnny Joke One day in class the teacher brought a bag. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe something, and you tell what I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plump and red." Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple." The teacher replied, "No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking." Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and browni…

I hate when people talk about their kids age in weeks and months. "Jessica said her first word at 36 weeks!" You mean 9 months. "Ken is 24 months!" Deborah, he's 2. "My baby is -26 weeks old!" No, Karen, you miscarried.

A woman is giving evidence in court. “What were the first words that your husband uttered to you on that morning?” she was asked. “Where am I Doreen?” she replied. “So why did you hit him?” asked the Judge. “Because my name is Deborah!”