Johnny Joke Jokes

I hear ""little Johnny"" jokes are pretty funny... Can you tell me your best little Johnny joke? I've heard a couple and If I could remember them I would post them. So I wanna hear what stories you have about ""little Johnny"".

Just another Johnny joke One day while Johnny's dad was just getting out of the shower Johnny looked down and said, "Dad what's that hanging between your legs?" "Oh Johnny that's my nerve and your's will be this big one of these days", replies Johnny's dad. Anyway the next day while in school Johnny really had to pee so he raised his hand and said, "Miss I really need to go to the bathroom." "No, not yet there's someone gone", says his teacher. Not able to hold it in Johnny walks to the gar…

My Personal Favorite Little Johnny Joke One day in class the teacher brought a bag. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe something, and you tell what I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plump and red." Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple." The teacher replied, "No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking." Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and browni…

Little Johnny joke Teacher was going over words in class, and asked her students to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny was squirming, so he called out, "Teacher, I need to go take a shit!" She told him to sit down. "You can't go to the bathroom until you have used definitely in a sentence." He thought about it, then said, "The sky is definitely blue." The teacher said, "No, the sky is not really blue. Molecules scattered in the air make it look blue." So he thought some more, then sa…

Little Johnny joke. During the concert little Johnny sits in the front row waiting for the concert to begin. A friend asks: "Johnny, how did you manage to get a ticket to the concert?" Johnny replies: "I got a ticket from my sister." The friend asks: "And where is your sister?" Johnny says: "Back at home, looking for her ticket."

A little Johnny joke Little Johnny was a lazy student and was failing Math badly. His parents had enough of this, so they pulled him out of regular school and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, he came home and not a word, and headed up to his bedroom to do his Math homework. He was up there four hours until it was all done. The same thing happened the next day, and so on. Several days later, his parents came up to his room and asked, "Johnny, what brought this on? …

Little Johnny joke Teacher was going over words in class