Going from Obama to Trump is like going to a nice restaurant but it's full so u leave and have to eat an old ketchup packet from ur car

Cant help some people Today I had to go to the mall. As I approached the entrance, I noticed a driver looking for a parking space. I flagged the driver and pointed out a handicap parking space that was open and available. The driver looked puzzled, rolled down her window and said, ""I'm not handicapped!"" Well, as you can imagine, my face was red! ""Oh, I'm sorry,"" I said. ""I saw your Obama bumper sticker, and I just assumed that you suffered from some sort of mental disorder."" She gave me th…

Ooh Johnny President Obama was visiting a primary school, and visited the 1st grade classes. The class was in the middle of a lesson on words and thier meaning. Obama ask if any of the kids could give the meaning of the word ""tragedy"". One lil boy stood up and said "" If my best freind was playing in the road and got hit by a car and killed that would be a tragedy."" Obama replied, ""No, that would be an acident"" So a little girl stood up and said ""If a bus carrying 50 students ran off a cli…

Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan, and Barack Obama walk into a liquor store. Tiger Woods brings his alcohol up to the counter, and the clerk asks him for ID. Tiger tells the clerk he doesn't have any, but can't she tell he's Tiger Woods? The clerk says sure but I have to have some definite proof. So Tiger goes out to his car, grabs a pitching wedge, and brings it into this store. Tiger precedes to hit a ball 20 feet into a cup without even knocking it over. Clerk says 'Alright take your alcohol.' Mic…