Just saved a bunch of money on my Glenn from The Walking Dead Halloween costume by not showering for a month.

I love this time of year, where my massive spider webs and the dead guy in my living room are "Halloween decorations" again.

My nephew told me all he wants for Christmas is his dead dog back. Can't WAIT to see his face when I wrap it up and stick it under the tree.

Happy Valentine's Day!! If you don't have that perfect someone in your life, you are worthless. Die.