Racist Jokes So guys lets hear some racist jokes, any race is welcome xD What did God say when he made a black guy? Oh shit I burnt one. Why are black guy's palms and the bottom of their feet white? They were assuming the position when God spray painted them. Whats the difference between a black guy and a bike? A bike won't start singing when you put chains on it. Whats the diference between a dead black guy in the road and a dead dog? There's skid marks before the dog. What do you call a bunch …

After eating Thanksgiving at my house, my friends are always asking me how I prepare the turkey... ...easy, I tell the bird he is going to die.

One Dark Halloween Night........ Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap- tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones. ""Holy cow, Mister,"" one of them said after catching his breath, ""You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghos…

Punny Easter Bunny A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny…