One Dark Halloween Night........ Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap- tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones. ""Holy cow, Mister,"" one of them said after catching his breath, ""You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"" ""Those fools!"" the old man grumbled. ""They misspelled my name!""