Racist Jokes So guys lets hear some racist jokes, any race is welcome xD What did God say when he made a black guy? Oh shit I burnt one. Why are black guy's palms and the bottom of their feet white? They were assuming the position when God spray painted them. Whats the difference between a black guy and a bike? A bike won't start singing when you put chains on it. Whats the diference between a dead black guy in the road and a dead dog? There's skid marks before the dog. What do you call a bunch of black guys in a barn? Antique farm equipment. Whats the difference between a boat and a Jew? A boat tips. How was copper wiring invented? Two Jews fighting over a penny. What do you call one black guy on the moon? Problem....What do you call all of the black guys on the moon? Solution. You don't see any black people in the Jetsons...the future is looking bright isn't it? What does a mexican boy get for his birthday? Your bike. Why do mexicans eat quesadillas on Christmas? So they have something to unwrap. well those were the few i could think of on quick thought, what do you guys have?