Just saved a bunch of money on my Glenn from The Walking Dead Halloween costume by not showering for a month.

My nephew told me all he wants for Christmas is his dead dog back. Can't WAIT to see his face when I wrap it up and stick it under the tree.

Happy Valentine's Day!! If you don't have that perfect someone in your life, you are worthless. Die.

Die Hard (1988) A shoeless New Yorker murders a bunch of people at his wife's office Christmas party.