My first child will be named New Folder.

[turns up radio in the car] Me: I love this song. I want us to conceive our first child to it Hitchhiker: dude just drop me off here

Everyone should have that "tester" first twitter account to screw up and learn from... You know, kinda like that first child you have.

I wrote a short joke: any opinions/critiques/ complaints would be helpful >Why did the asian couple divorce after having their first child? > >Two Wongs don't make a white. If you think it's funny, let me know. If you think it's shite, let me know!