So my sister is pregnant with her first child. I'm so happy to finally be a father!#First Child#Kids#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It took my wife six hours to push out our first child. The fat bastard can live elsewhere now.#First Child#Marriage#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Witnessed the birth of my cousin's first child... She said we should've used a condom#First Child#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Router-stiltskin I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.#First Child#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp