Three Nuns and Saint Peter Three little nuns were tragically killed in a car crash this past weekend. Being devout followers of the faith, their souls floated up to heaven. The three see the Pearly Gates and begin to approach the massive structure only to be stopped by Saint Peter. Saint Peter explains, ""The Boss set a new rule, in order to get into heaven, you must correctly answer a question relating to the Bible, or you will be banished to the flaming depths of hell for all eternity!"" The n…

A man is sitting in a bar staring at his drink, when another man comes along and drinks it up. ""Come on man, cheer up. Here, I'll buy you another drink."" The first man replies ""No, I've just had a really bad day today. First I woke up late because the power went off in my house so my alarm didn't go off, so I quickly rush to work badly dressed and without eating breakfast. My boss is furious because I missed an important business meeting, so he fires me. I walk back outside to the parking lot…

Meeting a genie while hiking. Three friends went out hiking one day. They came to a ledge and a genie appeared and said "" if you run and jump off the ledge and say what you would like to be, you will transform into what you say."" The first man jumps off and says ""eagle"" he immediately transforms into an eagle and flys away. The second man jumps off and yells "" millionaire"" and he lands on a pile of money. The third guy runs for the edge and just before he gets there he trips on a rock and …

Three German artillerymen were on probation for lackluster performance. To secure continued enlistment in the military, they had to take a test that involved firing an egg out of a cannon, towards their commanding officer. They needed to use the smallest angle necessary to fire the egg in a way that didn't hit their CO. The first man fired too low and hit the CO with an egg. The CO pointed at the man and laughed, calling him a failure. The second man fired a little higher, but also hit the CO, c…