Yuri Gagarin Jokes

A joke told by Slavoj Zizek at TIFF Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space, is meeting with Khrushchev immediately after his return from said expedition. He says, ""Comrade, I have some bad news. When I was up there above the clouds I saw God the angels. I guess we were wrong."" Khrushchev replies, ""Yes yes I know. It's terrible. Just don't tell anybody. It would ruin everything."" A couple months later Gagarin is in the Vatican meeting with the Pope. He tells the Pope, ""I have bad news. Up ther…

Do you know what the real letdown about John Glenns death is? It's the second time that Yuri Gagarin beat him to it.

When Yuri Gagarin was a kid, he dreamt to be the first one in outer space ... ... but some bitches beat him to it.

Yuri Gagarin returned from space and Khrushchev asked him a question: "While you were up there, did you see god?" Yuri replied: "Yes." "That's what I suspected, but don't tell anybody." Gagarin traveled to Rome and met the Pope, who asked him a question: "While you were up there, did you see god?" Yuri replied: "No." "That's what I suspected, but don't tell anybody."

Who was the unluckiest person in Soviet Russia? Yuri Gagarin. He circled the earth 3 times but still ended up in Russia.