Yuri Gagarin returned from space and Khrushchev asked him a question: "While you were up there, did you see god?" Yuri replied: "Yes." "That's what I suspected, but don't tell anybody." Gagarin traveled to Rome and met the Pope, who asked him a question: "While you were up there, did you see god?" Yuri replied: "No." "That's what I suspected, but don't tell anybody."