Four passengers in a little Cessna. An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Palestinian and an Israelite are in a small airplane. Suddenly, one of the engines fails and as a result, the plane starts to lose altitude rapidly. The pilot explains over the intercom that the remaining engine does not have enough power to keep the plane in the air. Which is not good, seeing that there is nothing but sea beneath them for several hundred miles in any direction. So the pilot instructs the passengers to throw any u…

Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies. The undertaker tells the American Diplomats accompanying him, ""You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land for just $100."" The American Diplomats go into a corner and discuss it for a few minutes.They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Donald shipped home. The undertaker is puzzled and asks, ""Why would you spend $…

A Rabbi, an Imam, and a good old boy redneck American Soldier are all in a plane crash and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the pearly gates. Saint Peter says to them ""You've each made mistakes in your lives that could delay your entry into heaven, but I'm willing to let all three of you in at once if you can find something good in your brother standing beside you."" The Imam looks at the Rabbi and says ""Surely this fellow man of God served his people and his temple well, no matter…

A man goes to a funeral home to bury his dead wife. One of the employees tells him ""We can bury her here in Israel on a good plot of land for $500, or we can bury her in America, but it'll cost you $5000"". The man says ""Ok, let me go home and think about it"". The next day when he comes back to the funeral home the employee asks him ""so what have you decided?"", and the man responds ""bury her in America"". The employee, surprised, asks him ""But why?! It's so much more expensive and we alre…