Four passengers in a little Cessna. An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Palestinian and an Israelite are in a small airplane. Suddenly, one of the engines fails and as a result, the plane starts to lose altitude rapidly. The pilot explains over the intercom that the remaining engine does not have enough power to keep the plane in the air. Which is not good, seeing that there is nothing but sea beneath them for several hundred miles in any direction. So the pilot instructs the passengers to throw any unnecessary equipment overboard to make the plane lighter. Unfortunately, this does not solve the problem and the plane keeps losing altitude. So the pilot informs that things are desperate enough so that they need to draw straws to see which of them is to sacrifice himself to save the others. They draw straws. The Englishman is unlucky. With a look of quite desperation, he yells ""God save the Queen!"" and jumps out of the plane to a certain death. Well, we all see where this is going, rinse repeat and this time the Frenchman has the shortest straw. ""Vive la France!"" he shouts and jumps. Still not good enough. The Palestinian and the Israelite draw straws. The Israelite loses. Shouting ""For Israel!"" he grabs the Palestinian and shoves him out of the airplane.