A Rabbi, an Imam, and a good old boy redneck American Soldier are all in a plane crash and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the pearly gates. Saint Peter says to them ""You've each made mistakes in your lives that could delay your entry into heaven, but I'm willing to let all three of you in at once if you can find something good in your brother standing beside you."" The Imam looks at the Rabbi and says ""Surely this fellow man of God served his people and his temple well, no matter what disagreement we might have had over our beliefs. He is good."" The Rabbi looks at the good old boy redneck American soldier and said ""This man devoted his life to protecting his country and bringing that freedom to oppressed nations around the world. This man was good."" The good old boy redneck American soldier looks at the Imam up and down and the Imam nervously and worriedly looks back at him. Finally the good old boy redneck American soldier says ""Yes sir, he's good."" With a nod from Saint Peter all three men are instantly transported into heaven. With a sigh of relief the Imam turns to the good old boy redneck American soldier and says ""When I was alive I preached death to Israel and death to America. I recruited for Isis and sent many young men to their deaths in suicide vests. Thank you for finding it in your heart to see good in me."" ""It was nothing, Sir,"" replied the good old boy redneck American soldier. ""My C.O. always used to say the only good Muslim was a dead Muslim. I always thought he was just being racist.""