The cave of dreams Three friends grew up together in Seattle their names were Mike, Steve, and Davonte. As children the boys had an odd friend in the homeless gentleman that lived in there neighborhood. They used to tell their parents they were going to an arcade, and head down to the park instead. There they would give thean some change and he would tell them stories about ""The cave of dreams"" and it's endless treasure. When it came time for the boys to venture out into the world they made on…

Benny and the Urn - A shaggy dog story with a moral. Here's my embellished version of a joke I learned when I was a kid. I swear to god there's no loch ness monster. **Benny and the Urn** Once upon a time a man named Benny was living in ancient Mesopotamia. A miner by trade, one day he discovered a secret cavern filled with jewels, gold, and piled high with priceless artifacts. The floor was covered with golden jars, urns that were formed from solid gold. They were each the size of a man's heart…

A Guy was in a cave A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said ""I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double."" The man agreed, and said ""I wish I had a mansion."" The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions. The man said ""I would like a million dollars."" The genie again granted it and his ex-wife got two million dollars. Then the man said, ""Scare me half to death.""

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