German language is easy. The German language is relatively easy. Those who can speak Latin and are used to declinations, normally learn it very rapidly. At least that is what German teachers say in their first class. They start learning: der, die, das, des, dem, den and the rest just comes naturally. It's amazingly easy! If this doesn't convince you, let's learn German with an example. First of all, take a book in German. It's a splendid leather-covered book published in Dortmund. It is about th…

A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers asked the students to learned one fact about Jesus by the following Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned. Susie said ""He was born in a manger."" Bobby said ""He threw the money changers out of the temple."" Little Johnny said ""He has a red pickup truck but he doesn't know how to drive it."" Curious the teacher asked ""And where did you learn that Johnny?"" ""From my Daddy"" said Johnny. ""Yesterday we were …

Little Johnny asked one day, "Mommy can little girls give birth?" "No son. Of course not" "Oh OK... Hey Susie! Its OK to keep playing the game now!"

"Pika pika pika!" [translated] "I'm sorry, children. Your father was stolen by a Pokemon trainer who has to beat a child named Gary."