😄 Little Johnny asked one day, "Mommy can little girls give birth?" "No son. Of course not" "Oh OK.....

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Little Johnny asked one day, "Mommy can little girls give birth?" "No son. Of course not" "Oh OK... Hey Susie! Its OK to keep playing the game now!"

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Joke ID: 01KKTN5EDYY1SSFAN8YEAJDR8H

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