Moses is walking down the mountain with the ten commandments... ... as he looks over them he thinks this is just too much to ask a society to do all at once. He has a plan! Just go around the world and give out one commandment at a time. So he travels to France. ""Hello people of France, I want to give you a commandment from God."" The French say ""Okay we're listening."" Moses replies ""Thou shall not commit adultery!"" The French look at him and say ""It's okay we don't need a commandment right now."" So he travels to Germany. ""Hello people of Germany, I want to give you a commandment from God."" The Germans say ""Okay we're listening."" Moses replies ""Thou shall not Kill!"" The Germans chuckle say ""It's okay we don't need a commandment."" So Moses travels to Israel. ""Hello people of Israel, I want to give you commandment from God."" The Israelis say ""Okay, how much are they?"" Moses replies ""Um... well they're free"" The Israelis look at him and say ""Okay we'll take ten.""