How did Moses make his tea. Hebrew it. This is not a joke Israel.#Moses#Israel#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[Updates Christian Mingle bio] "Just like Moses, I pay attention to the bush first" "You have 999 new matches"#Christian Mingle#Moses#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Write this down." [Moses grabs tablet] "Thou shalt not steal [raises eyebrow] where did you get that tablet from?"#Moses#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Israel has an Olympic skier in Vancouver which makes me wonder if he thinks it's a shalom competition.#Israel#Vancouver#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp