A man shows up at a barber shop an after after closing. One time this guy showed up an hour after closing. I had just finished clearing out the register and I was getting ready to leave. I had taken a moment to arrange the combs by order of size. I'm just weird about little things such as that. I heard a gentle tapping at the door. I glanced up. I saw this distraught man with this long golden blonde hair staring back at me. I approached the door cautiously. I kindly let the man know the barber s…

A redditor walks in to bar... The bartender says, ""what'll you have?"" ""It's been so long since I've had a good laugh"", replies the redditor. ""I'll give you $100 if you can tell me a joke I haven't heard before."" ""That sounds easy enough"", replies the bartender. ""I should warn you"", the redditor says, ""I browse /r/jokes so I've heard them all over and over and over again"". Curious, the bartender pulls out his phone and browses /r/jokes for a few minutes. ""How about this?"" he asks, "…

(Reverse?) Blonde Joke... So a blonde walks into a bank... So, a blonde woman goes into a bank in Downtown Manhattan, and says to the bank manager, ""I would like a $5000 loan please."" The bank manager says, ""that won't be a problem miss, but you will have to give us some collateral."" The blonde women smiles, pulls her car keys out of her purse, and hands them to the bank Manager. Then she says, ""I can offer you my car, it is 2015 Rolls Royce Phantom."" The bank manager looks incredulously a…

We went to the movie the other night..... .... I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier. Just as the feature was about to start a blonde from the center of the row got up and started working her way out. ""Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me."" By the time she got to me I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient so I said, ""Couldn't you have done this a little earlier?"" ""No!!"" she said in a loud whisper,…