Royce Phantom Jokes

(Reverse?) Blonde Joke... So a blonde walks into a bank... So, a blonde woman goes into a bank in Downtown Manhattan, and says to the bank manager, ""I would like a $5000 loan please."" The bank manager says, ""that won't be a problem miss, but you will have to give us some collateral."" The blonde women smiles, pulls her car keys out of her purse, and hands them to the bank Manager. Then she says, ""I can offer you my car, it is 2015 Rolls Royce Phantom."" The bank manager looks incredulously a…

A chap called Ohm... A chap called Ohm was the proud owner of a classy Rolls Royce Phantom. Now, Ohm was a very eccentric lad, so he decided to speed on the motorway with his best pal Mark. Ohm then proceeded to blaze a trail down the motorway. After 5 minutes Ohm sped past an active police car, and eventually got caught, after all, the Phantom wasn't built for speed. The policeman then got out of the car and went over to the car, whereupon Ohm and Mark made a run for it. Unfortunately Mark got …