A couple is at the supermarket As they arrive at the alcohol section, the man wants to put vodka and beers in the cart. His girlfriend says no, pretending it's the end of the month, and they haven't much money left. - ""but you took tons of make-up"" objects the guy. - ""yeah"" says the woman, ""but it's for looking beautiful, that way you'll love me more."" To which the man responds ""ehh, vodka would do the same thing, while being cheaper !""