A man's car breaks down in the middle of no where. The man was not very familiar with the area and without a cell phone decided to start walking down a dirt road that he had passed not too long ago, hoping to find some help. The man was just about to give up as night time fell upon him when he discovered a small pub. He decided to stop in and see if anyone could help him. The man asked the bartender if he could use the phone to call a tow truck. The man was dissapointed to hear that a tow truck couldnt make it out to him for hours. He decided to have a few drinks while he waited. While having his first drink, he noticed a large jar of cash sitting behind the counter. He asked the bartender about all the cash. The bartender replied, ""We have kind of a competition around here. It'll cost you $20 bucks. There is a 90 year old virgin upstairs and a pitbull outside with a toothache. If you can fix both of those things, you get all that money."" The man did not intend on entering this strange competition, but after a few more drinks decided to enter anyway. He went straight outside to the pitbull and got to work. For about a half hour, there was a lot of yipping and yapping and barking. Finally the man comes back in and in a very obviously intoxicated voice says, ""ALRIGHT! NOW WHERE IS THIS GRANNY WITH A TOOTHACHE?""