Second Father Jokes

Golf Outing Four fathers are on a golf outing. One of the fathers has to take a leak, so he wanders into the woods. The other three start talking about how their sons have been. The first dad says ""Well, i'm really proud of my son, he's become a major success in the real estate business and just got a free house!"" The second father chirps in, ""Well my son is doing better than I could have imagined! He's gotten major promotions at his car dealership and got himself a free car!"" The last fathe…

Three men are sitting at a bar Three men were sitting at a bar talking about their lives. They get to talking about there kids and how great they are. The first man brags "" My son is the greatest! He is CEO of a big company. He makes so much money that he just bought two new sports cars, one for himself and the other for his lover."" The second father, trying to show up the first, says ""Oh Yeah? Well my boy created a huge internet company and makes millions he just bought two mansions, one for…