Golf Outing Four fathers are on a golf outing. One of the fathers has to take a leak, so he wanders into the woods. The other three start talking about how their sons have been. The first dad says ""Well, i'm really proud of my son, he's become a major success in the real estate business and just got a free house!"" The second father chirps in, ""Well my son is doing better than I could have imagined! He's gotten major promotions at his car dealership and got himself a free car!"" The last father says ""That's great and all, but my son is a wall-street mogul and he got a killer stock portfolio that has turned quite a profit for free!"" The fourth father finally emerges from the woods. They all ask him how his son is doing. The fourth dad sighs. ""Well there's good news and bad news about my son... The bad news is he just revealed that he is gay... The good news is that he just got a free house, car, and stock portfolio from his past three boyfriends.""