A man is sitting in a bar staring at his drink, when another man comes along and drinks it up. ""Come on man, cheer up. Here, I'll buy you another drink."" The first man replies ""No, I've just had a really bad day today. First I woke up late because the power went off in my house so my alarm didn't go off, so I quickly rush to work badly dressed and without eating breakfast. My boss is furious because I missed an important business meeting, so he fires me. I walk back outside to the parking lot…

Do the right thing. A man was at the bar drinking himself to oblivion. He had his head in his hand and he was shaking his head. The bartender asked, “You alright, pal?” The man said, “Let me tell you a story.” The bartender looked around the empty bar and replied, “Sure.” The man said, “So, I was supposed to meet my fiancé today at her house. We were going to get some dinner. But when I got there her sister was home.” “So what’s the problem? You don’t get a…

Peaty the Hilarious Clown A kid is deathly afraid of clowns. So for his birthday his parents hire ""Peaty the Hilarious"" a clown with amazing reviews on the internet to come perform for his birthday party. His parents hope that having an enjoyable clown will help him get over his fear of clowns. Peaty the Hilarious arrives 10 minutes late to a bunch of whiny kids and parents, gets out of his hilariously small car, marches right up to the birthday boy then growls at him and punches him in the fa…

a father pulls up with his son on his first day of school he was a single father that adored his son very much. the father owned an up and coming import/export business and therefore did not have a lot of money. looking over to his son he could see the tears in his eyes from the fear of a different environment and the fact that he would have to be apart from his father for so many hours. ""tell you what son"", the father says ""if at the end of this school year, if you get an A ill buy you a lit…